It’s National Buffet Day!
Don’t go crazy.
Walk slowly up to the buffet line, or people will think they’ve refilled the pan of steamed crab legs and start a stampede.
Do not put your head under the glass. It’s see-through for a reason.
Do not leave your kid unattended. Attend him as he sticks his fingers in the Jello. It’s a rite of passage; you used to do it, too.
Always get a clean plate when returning to the buffet. That’s right; just wipe that morsel of dishwasher grit off the plate with your shirt.
Refrain from the temptation of getting the soup because that woman with the fake eyelashes just sneezed over it. Yeah, we’re all pretending we didn’t see it, either.
And don’t hover. It’s rude.
Celebrate Buffet Day with me with this old Rhett and Link ditty: