It’s California Dried Plum Digestive Health Month. No, I’m not making this up; and yes, in California they call it a dried plum. It’s wrinkly, it’s amazingly sweet, and you’ll have the trots for days.
Guess who proclaimed the first California Dried Plum Digestive Health Month? Oh, come on, you know. In Terminator 2 he said something like, “Eat dried plums if you want to live.”
Come to think of it, this might be the reason it’s also Bath Safety month.