Missing in Posting (MIP)

Report on MIP Blogger Rilla, 14 February 2019 at 0800 hours:

Rilla surfaced this morning with no outward signs of distress. Limbs all intact. Mind scattered but in good spirits. (Consulting blogger’s previous entries, frame of mind is somewhat typical.)

Past Whereabouts: Rilla assures us she was not abducted, but, rather, incognito, working on online projects under another name. Physical whereabouts include having bought a new house and moved in. Currently, the new home is undergoing a room addition.

Habits: She has been eating a better diet since her woeful first attempt at a 15-day juice fast. She still enjoys juicing and is excited about plant-based and paleo recipes. It’s likely she’ll share.

Teaching: Rilla admits to homeschooling all high-schoolers now, which explains the scattered thoughts. She is teaching grammar, writing skills, and literature outside of her homeschool. Heavily involved in a ring of authentic scholarship websites, Rilla peddles competitions to train students about the benefits of writing a decent essay.

Writing & Therapy: Her work in the past four years has been primarily non-fiction focused. 2017 was spent chipping away at a stubborn case of fiction-writing Writer’s Block through therapy. She is steadily beginning to unlock her emotions in writing, once more.

Rilla’s remarks: Happy Valentine’s Day, darlings!